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laughingsquid:

Sports Cheat Sheet

Poopin’ and tumbln’.

Ima spend all day doing this:

At first I felt silly air boxing to entertain myself without Internet, but then this song came on. #pos #mademyday (Taken with Instagram)

“Would you like someone to butter your muffin for you?” (Taken with Instagram)

I can poop with the door open.

Someone sits at my table right next to me with a million other seats empty in the place. There is no reason for this. Don’t do it here, don’t do it in a movie theatre, and don’t do it on a bus.

newsweek:

On our website today, an entire photo gallery of celebrities eating hot dogs. Click, for America.

Just so you’re all aware.

@ms__chels

(Source: textfromdog)

Just listen. Just listen.

Yes yes.